Saturday, September 28, 2024

Olivia Holt in pink again

I'm going to get turned into Olivia Holt and made to wear pink in a lot of my fantasy plays, y'know?

Sunday, September 01, 2024

Monday, July 29, 2024

Monday, July 01, 2024

July

Proof of continue blog existence if not of reliable updates.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Nicola Coughlan

When asked about showing her body...

“You know it is hard because I think women with my body type — women with perfect breasts. We don't get to see ourselves on screen enough and I'm very proud as a member of the perfect breast community. I hope you enjoy seeing them."

Sunday, June 09, 2024

The Eras Tour

Awesome, once in a lifetime (and my feet are happy aboput that)
I can both resent Corporate Logo Pride and wish they wouldn't chicken out of it.

Friday, June 07, 2024

Thursday, June 06, 2024

Do I need a Beetlejuice sequel a quarter century later? Sure, yeah.

Wednesday, June 05, 2024

YES

Beloved surfboard-stealing otter seen in California after disappearing for months

Tuesday, June 04, 2024

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Evil

The government going into summer by shutting down puberty blocker availability while Parliament can't even debate it.

GUILTY

Make him go away

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Monday, May 27, 2024

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Mae West

Why has this never been a movie?

hreatened with disfigurement unless she paid $1,000 to an extortionist, Mae West, film star, helped authorities smash the plot.

Photo shows Miss West and Detective Harry Dean who was to impersonate her in the rendezvous with the extortionist. 1935


I mean, it's got everything!

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

World Goth Day

Like Eddie Izzard, I was very aware that subcultures where makeup and dressing up were somewhat unisex would tempt me. And I regret that while I wear lots of black I never went past occasional nail polish in public. I dreamed and dream of being a total Goth girl. Pale makeup, dark lips, dramatic eyes, silky hair, corsetry, fishnets, boots.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

The Star Wars Hotel

The Star Wars hotel escape room immersive theatre weekend thing was a terrible idea, done terribly, as examined by Jenny Nicholson over four hours, with an epilogue about it being a symptom of the enshittification of theme parks. There is good in this world.

Monday, May 20, 2024

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Friday, May 17, 2024

Sunday, May 12, 2024

:(

it's fine I didn't want to see the Aurora Borealis anyway

Saturday, May 11, 2024

Doctor Who

Doctor Who is back, and I identify with Ruby's super excitement about dressing up so much.

Tuesday, May 07, 2024

Met Gala 2024

Met Gala 2024. Theme by J. G. Ballard about the underclass overthrowing the last aristocrats. Um.

Monday, May 06, 2024

The Fall Guy

The Fall Guy is a lot of fun. I partiocularly liked one of the unexpected ass-kickings.

Thursday, May 02, 2024

I did see the sun briefly this afternoon, thus proving it still exists.

Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Monday, April 29, 2024

Lucy Hale in The Hating Game

Because at some point in Sorority Bro I am going to need a GIF of Lucy Hale tripping over in heels.



Sunday, April 28, 2024

Friday, April 26, 2024

Always fun when you ask to play and get one answer which grosses you out.

Thursday, April 25, 2024

April 25th

I had genuinely forgotten the beauty pageant April 25th joke was from Miss Congeniality and not Iron Man 3.

Bad enough that The Flash is missing!

Monday, April 22, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February
I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary
And I love you, it's ruining my life

Fortnight

Sunday, April 21, 2024

FURIOSA

Anya Taylor-Joy does some of her own driving stunts. She doesn't have a driving licence.

Friday, April 19, 2024

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Sorority Bro update

Lucy Hale in a pink dress, as Mel is put in his first girl outfit.



Can Mel resist the allure of being turned into a perfect little princess?


For a while I guess...

Monday, April 15, 2024

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Tuesday, April 09, 2024

The First Omen being a couple weeks after Immaculate was bad luck on its part.

Saturday, April 06, 2024

Quantum Leap

Sorry to hear Quantum Leap is ending again after two seasons.

Friday, April 05, 2024

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

Tuesday, April 02, 2024

Friday, March 29, 2024

Ghostbusters Afterlife was fine but I just assumed the orange disco dress was just something Dana had.

Monday, March 25, 2024

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Buzzed indie horror film with algorithm images? Oh well never mind.

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Friday, March 15, 2024

Thursday, March 14, 2024

The Crow (2024)

Okay, it's been thirty years. So we can do this again. Except the sequels were all basically doing it again too. It has some nice visuals.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Monday, March 11, 2024

Wednesday, March 06, 2024

Monday, March 04, 2024

Madame Web

Madame Web is largely okay, it's just the bits making it Madame Web that don't work.

Sunday, March 03, 2024

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Hey, somebody asked about one of my Elliquiy ideas!

Monday, February 26, 2024

Also, congratulations to Zendaya at Dune 2 on a red carpet outfit I really wouldn't want to try on.

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Christmas seems more than two months ago. But also quite recent.

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Diane: 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Monday, February 19, 2024

On the whole I'd rather be at the red carpet for a fancy award show.

Sunday, February 18, 2024

Somebody let us watch Coyote Vs. Acme already. Yeesh.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Monday, February 12, 2024

Superb

Works every time! Except when it doesn't sometimes. But still seems as good as most sports pundits.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Super Bowl predictions

Through the traditional method of cheerleader uniform style.

Chiefs: basic, good contrast, not sure about the boob window



49ers: hotpants and crop tops, would wear but doesn't hit my cheerleader uniform fantasy



Advantage: Taylor Swift's team.

Thursday, February 08, 2024

Much as I was not on Twitter I am now alos not on Bluesky, though in this case out of laziness rather than disgust.

Wednesday, February 07, 2024

Tuesday, February 06, 2024

National Werewolf Day

Is it for celebrating werewolves or to promote safety awareness?

Monday, February 05, 2024

Sunday, February 04, 2024

Ash Valentine

Easter is early this year, so Ash Wednesday is the 14th. Giving up chocolate for Lent could cause mixed signals.

Saturday, February 03, 2024

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Dear Labour Party, we would like to vote the Tories out, not just vote different Tories in.

Saturday, January 27, 2024

For the record, I would accept romcom leads that don't look like Greek gods.

Friday, January 26, 2024

Thursday, January 25, 2024

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Expect more references soon. Emma Kotos for The Making Of A Showgirl probably behind a cut because of the reasons she was cast as a showgirl.

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Hi Barbie!

When offering Oscars to a film about patriarchy being an issue, maybe nominating the male lead and not the female lead or director isn't the best call.

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Lucy Hale references

Lucy Hale without makeup, for the all-important first look in the mirror.



And seeing himself made up and styled for the first time.



Friday, January 19, 2024

Happy birthday Dolly Parton and (due to your executive producing) Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Thursday, January 18, 2024

Extra PLL references

With Sorority Bro featuring my becoming Lucy Hale, Ashley Benson as the sorority president and the cast in general as her cronies seems like an obvious borrow.



Monday, January 15, 2024

Martin Luther King Day

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'

Sunday, January 14, 2024

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Friday, January 12, 2024

Abigail

Tiny vampire ballerina versus Melissa Barrera, Dan Stevens and Kathryn Newton? Looks more fun than the makers' Screams.

Thursday, January 11, 2024

Monday, January 08, 2024

Who won the Golden Globes? What are the Golden Globes?

I do know Margot Robbie hit the red carpet in another Barbie dress.

Thursday, January 04, 2024

Aww

Wildlife kitchen calendar has a wee harvest mouse for January <3

Wednesday, January 03, 2024

The Making Of A Showgirl intro

The Making Of A Showgirl


.A physical theater student trying to learn about the business side of dance manages to get a semester internship behind the scenes at a show bar. The girls include X-Change users, guys who are only girls as long as their shift.

Then when one of the girls twists an ankle and they need to fill a slot...

Content: male to female gender transformation, a little science fiction in a modern setting, very impractical outfits

Sorority Bro intro

Sorority Bro


How far would a pledge go for his fraternity brothers? How much would they ask of him?

Because their sister sorority just made a bet that none of the guys could get through a semester pledging with them.

And with reversible gender switching treatments now available, they mean that literally...

Content: male to female gender transformation, M/TF romance, humor, a little bit of science fiction in a modern college setting

Tuesday, January 02, 2024

Orlando

Mickey Mouse may be the big deal for things entering the public domain, but Virginia Woolf's Orlando is there now too.

Monday, January 01, 2024