The first trailer for inept BDSM porn Twilight-ripoff-without-vampires Five-O Shades Of Black And White (or something like that) has arrived and, well, the girl's sort of cute and the guy kind of looks like budget Superman and looks nice in a suit and with his shirt off.
There are tiny flashes of blindfolds and wrist restraints and a little flick-tickle with a riding crop, but otherwise it looks Mills & Boon. After all, a major studio can't really make porn.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's an extended more porny DVD. That's where the actual audience will be, right?
Now, how about a big studio version of Baroness Gloria?
In a bizarre twist, Fifty Shades (the first book, at least) was shipped in such quantities to commodity stores and local supermarkets around here that it was even stacked next to the candies and newspapers. Any ten-year old kid could have picked up a copy to leaf it through a bit and see what it was about, and no doubt some did, I can't help wondering what their mothers would have said if their offspring asked what book this was?
ReplyDeleteYeah, now it clogs up charity shops.
DeleteI once spotted a VHS tape of Caligula (the infamous late-70s version) at a local church-run charity shop here. I figure 50 Shades will be coming in too, at least the books.
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