And now, supper.

The Tortured Poets Department

All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February

I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary

And I love you, it's ruining my life

Fortnight

FURIOSA

Anya Taylor-Joy does some of her own driving stunts. She doesn't have a driving licence.

Abigail

Hell yes.

Why yes Ncuti Gatwa is the Doctor.

Sorority Bro update

Lucy Hale in a pink dress, as Mel is put in his first girl outfit.

Can Mel resist the allure of being turned into a perfect little princess?

For a while I guess...

Bat Appreciation Day

Appreciate bats!

Be good. Why not?

Support your local roller derby team.

Stand with librarians.

Heck yes The Mummy 1999 anniversary screenings!

Yuri's Night

We can go futher.

Maxxxine

Mia Goth is a fucking movie star!

Nell Tiger Free

Nell Tiger Free at Empire

The First Omen being a couple weeks after Immaculate was bad luck on its part.

thank u, next

This video may have influenced this decision.

Sometimes you go big...

For my next RP I may be Ariana Grande.

And now for the post Easter chocolate.

Quantum Leap

Sorry to hear Quantum Leap is ending again after two seasons.

Here we are now, entertain us...

Cuckoo

Hunter Schafer Is Appropriately Skeptical of Her Situation in the Trailer for Cuckoo.

Another Matrix movie? Hmm, okay...

Enchanting

Daily bunny no.2437 bestows magic upon thee

Will Quinn

April Fools Day

CHECK YOUR SOURCES. And happy Easter.

Kim Petras at Cosmopolitan

And an extra happy Trans Day of Visibility to Cosmopolitan for the Kim Petras cover feature.

Trans Day Of Visibility

Happy and safe Trans Day of Visibility

Oh go on then.

Ghostbusters Afterlife was fine but I just assumed the orange disco dress was just something Dana had.

Now?

Spider-Verse: The Spider Within

A short film about anxiety. Note: way more arachnophobia imagery than usual with Spider-Man stuff.

Rescued baby hedgehog turns out to be hat bobble

Best to be on the safe side!

Now?

Can't start on Easter chocolate yet.

Buzzed indie horror film with algorithm images? Oh well never mind.

Fly my pretty!

Daily bunny no.2434 is out with the other familiars

Will Quinn

X-Men '97

Give Jean Grey A Codename You Gits

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

... Beetlejuice.

Interview With The Vampire season two

You've lost control of the interview.

FURIOSA

There will always be war, but to get home, Furiosa fought the world.

Winter ends...

... allagedly...

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate!

Rain.

Comic Relief

Annoyed they still have Amazon exclusive red noses.

The Crow (2024)

Okay, it's been thirty years. So we can do this again. Except the sequels were all basically doing it again too. It has some nice visuals.

Okay, last one

And of course Oppenheimer, not just for this.

And congratulations to Godzilla on his Oscar too!

Oscars 2024

Plenty of swoon but not sold on emma Stone's mega-peplum.

UK Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day as applicable

Pensioner graffitiing BASTARD on Thatcher statue

I stan a queen.

International Women's Day

Happy International Women’s Day!

World Book Day

Happy World Book Day!

It was not, in fact, the Unknown.

IT'S THE UNKNOWN!

Madame Web

Madame Web is largely okay, it's just the bits making it Madame Web that don't work.

Lisa Frankenstein

Aww hell yeah 80s Madonna-Goth funny romantic murdery time

Fox steals phone

Crime!

March

Today does exist.

Today does not exist.

And then confirmed hadn't noticed I wanted Light.

Hey, somebody asked about one of my Elliquiy ideas!

Also, congratulations to Zendaya at Dune 2 on a red carpet outfit I really wouldn't want to try on.

Christmas seems more than two months ago. But also quite recent.

Diane: 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Long live Ukraine

Kathryn Newton

Kathryn Newton at Empire Spotlight.

ChatGPT is down. Continue!

This GIF of Katherine McNamara

That is all.

On the whole I'd rather be at the red carpet for a fancy award show.

Somebody let us watch Coyote Vs. Acme already. Yeesh.

Happy birthday LeVar Burton.

X-Men '97

In this house we support Morph.

The Fantastic Four

Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic? That's just cheating.

Valentine's Day

And also Ash Wednesday. Enjoy responsibly.

Pancakes!

Ah, such decadence.

Superb

Works every time! Except when it doesn't sometimes. But still seems as good as most sports pundits.

Super Bowl predictions

Through the traditional method of cheerleader uniform style.

Chiefs: basic, good contrast, not sure about the boob window

49ers: hotpants and crop tops, would wear but doesn't hit my cheerleader uniform fantasy

Advantage: Taylor Swift's team.

Lunar New Year

Happy year of the dragon!

Nex Benedict.

Much as I was not on Twitter I am now alos not on Bluesky, though in this case out of laziness rather than disgust.

Paramore won a Grammy f yeah

National Werewolf Day

Is it for celebrating werewolves or to promote safety awareness?

The Tortured Poets Department

Taylor Swift's next album, announced at the Grammy Awards.

Ash Valentine

Easter is early this year, so Ash Wednesday is the 14th. Giving up chocolate for Lent could cause mixed signals.

Ear infected or clogged or something. So that's fun.

Groundhog Day

Again!

February

Weirdo little month.

P+ canned Sarah Michelle Gellar's new show. :(

Dear Labour Party, we would like to vote the Tories out, not just vote different Tories in.

brrr.

wimdy level: heckin

For the record, I would accept romcom leads that don't look like Greek gods.

Bela Lugosi's Dead at 45

Bauhaus recorded Bela Lugosi's Dead 45 years ago today.

Christmas seems more than a month ago.

Expect more references soon. Emma Kotos for The Making Of A Showgirl probably behind a cut because of the reasons she was cast as a showgirl.

Hi Barbie!

When offering Oscars to a film about patriarchy being an issue, maybe nominating the male lead and not the female lead or director isn't the best call.

Wimdy level: Heckin

Schimgadoon awww

Lucy Hale references

Lucy Hale without makeup, for the all-important first look in the mirror.

And seeing himself made up and styled for the first time.

Happy birthday Dolly Parton and (due to your executive producing) Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Extra PLL references

With Sorority Bro featuring my becoming Lucy Hale, Ashley Benson as the sorority president and the cast in general as her cronies seems like an obvious borrow.

Kristen Stewart is.... Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart trying to work out an old line of dialogue by reading it as an impression of herself.

Take care in the cold.

Martin Luther King Day

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'

Another awards show, or two.

Saturday the 13th, just not the same.

Abigail

Tiny vampire ballerina versus Melissa Barrera, Dan Stevens and Kathryn Newton? Looks more fun than the makers' Screams.

Yay, Bro and Show starting!

Echo

Swirly hands are useful.

Tiny Yoda. Big screen.

Who won the Golden Globes? What are the Golden Globes?

I do know Margot Robbie hit the red carpet in another Barbie dress.

Worker Mouse spotted!

Mouse secretly filmed tidying man’s shed every night!

Hello WB

Bella Thorne for Showgirl

Bella Thorne for Showgirl

Aww

Wildlife kitchen calendar has a wee harvest mouse for January <3

The Making Of A Showgirl intro

The Making Of A Showgirl

.A physical theater student trying to learn about the business side of dance manages to get a semester internship behind the scenes at a show bar. The girls include X-Change users, guys who are only girls as long as their shift.

Then when one of the girls twists an ankle and they need to fill a slot...

Content: male to female gender transformation, a little science fiction in a modern setting, very impractical outfits

Sorority Bro intro

Sorority Bro

How far would a pledge go for his fraternity brothers? How much would they ask of him?

Because their sister sorority just made a bet that none of the guys could get through a semester pledging with them.

And with reversible gender switching treatments now available, they mean that literally...

Content: male to female gender transformation, M/TF romance, humor, a little bit of science fiction in a modern college setting

Orlando

Mickey Mouse may be the big deal for things entering the public domain, but Virginia Woolf's Orlando is there now too.

Happy New Year when it arrives for you!