Today does not exist.

And then confirmed hadn't noticed I wanted Light.

Hey, somebody asked about one of my Elliquiy ideas!

Also, congratulations to Zendaya at Dune 2 on a red carpet outfit I really wouldn't want to try on.

Christmas seems more than two months ago. But also quite recent.

Diane: 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Long live Ukraine

Kathryn Newton

Kathryn Newton at Empire Spotlight.

ChatGPT is down. Continue!

This GIF of Katherine McNamara

That is all.

On the whole I'd rather be at the red carpet for a fancy award show.

Somebody let us watch Coyote Vs. Acme already. Yeesh.

Happy birthday LeVar Burton.

X-Men '97

In this house we support Morph.

The Fantastic Four

Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic? That's just cheating.

Valentine's Day

And also Ash Wednesday. Enjoy responsibly.

Pancakes!

Ah, such decadence.

Superb

Works every time! Except when it doesn't sometimes. But still seems as good as most sports pundits.

Super Bowl predictions

Through the traditional method of cheerleader uniform style.

Chiefs: basic, good contrast, not sure about the boob window

49ers: hotpants and crop tops, would wear but doesn't hit my cheerleader uniform fantasy

Advantage: Taylor Swift's team.

Lunar New Year

Happy year of the dragon!

Nex Benedict.

Much as I was not on Twitter I am now alos not on Bluesky, though in this case out of laziness rather than disgust.

Paramore won a Grammy f yeah

National Werewolf Day

Is it for celebrating werewolves or to promote safety awareness?

The Tortured Poets Department

Taylor Swift's next album, announced at the Grammy Awards.

Ash Valentine

Easter is early this year, so Ash Wednesday is the 14th. Giving up chocolate for Lent could cause mixed signals.

Ear infected or clogged or something. So that's fun.

Groundhog Day

Again!

February

Weirdo little month.